what the fuck

AU, wherein Yevgeny Milkovich tries to play One-Night-Stand-Cupid to get his dad in bed with his hot gay English teacher, Mister Ian Gallagher.

Yev had more than a little bit of sway when it came to the teachers at the school, including Ian, but this was slightly more than Ian was willing to give the boy.
“You do know this isn’t why I told you kids that I’m gay, right? It wasn’t an invitation to set me up on dates,” Ian tried to explain but Yev had his heart set, apparently.
“I don’t want you to date him or fall in love with him or anything,” Yev said with a wave of his hand. “I want you to do him. Just once.”
That stunned Ian for a moment.
“He’s a bottom.”
“Jesus, Yev.”
Yevgeny shrugged off Ian’s objection. “I found his toys one year when I was looking for Christmas presents. That was traumatic for the both of us. Let me tell you, a kid never wants to know what kind of dildo his father…”
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I need to give a special shout out to the fucking greatest fandom ever!


aww yay congrats :D 

you deserve it

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"you good?" Mickey asked through the smoke in his mouth, watching Ian intently

Ian finished his cigarette and stubbed it out on the old wooden chair he sat in with his knees up. He nodded slowly “just couldn’t sleep” he glanced at Mickey and knew he wanted to say more

instead Mickey asked “what…

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The exchange of "I love you" between Ian and Mickey will NOT happen during the season 4-season 5 time lapse that we don’t get to see. It WILL happen on screen (and not in a flashback or dream godammit). My guess is around…oh I don’t know…5x10!!

Y’all come fight me on this because I ain’t backing down.

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